Originally from London in the UK, I now live in San Francisco and do the thing with the computer machine.
Engineer, lockpicker, intersectional feminist, wish-granter, Rubyist, caffeine monster, CFS/ME battler, unapologetic pervert.
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God saith, What hast thou to do with negotiating the transition between imperative statements (from which programs are constructed) and declarative statements
THIS BLOG IS AMAZING
I think we can all agree that Misha Collins’ “FUCK YOU I WIN” face is the real star of the show
There is an Oyster card blu-tacked to my bathroom mirror.
I’ve rigged my phone alarm to outright refuse to shut up until the phone is touched against the Oyster card, and the phone receives the Oyster card’s unique identifier over NFC.
This is a video of what I now have to do in the morning to stop my alarm.
YOUR MOVE, BRAIN.
You may think that British stereotypes are incorrect, but in the back of our science GCSE revision guides, there’s a guide to making the perfect cup of tea.
Dear everyone else in Britain: When was this. Is this still around? Because if so I’m never going to be able to take a conversation about the education system seriously ever again.
I did my GCSEs last year and I can confirm that this was in the back of all of my Science revision guides
This was in mine, and I did my GSCEs about ten years ago or so.
Yep, this is legitimate.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ ALL NIGHT
when fanfics go wrong
i’m ashamed to say i’ve read worse
…Damnit. I’ve read worse too…Tho read is possibly a little too strong a word. Wept over, clawed my eyes out over, felt brains cells wither and die over?
See children, this is why reading is good for you, your first attempts at writing will be at least a better class of complete crap.
it’s a trilogy.
i’m so sorry.
So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.
And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.
Elephants think humans are cute.
Now we know what elephants blog about.
I was groped by an elephant in front of an audience, aged 8-12.
I wish I was joking.
Some elephants are douchebags.